I have been back in the UK for just over three weeks, and slowly but surely the political beings that run every facet of our lives are doing just as any pro anarchist would wish them to do. They are showing the kind of contempt for the people whom they claim to represent, as any beef farmer shows for his fully grown stock – off to the slaughterhouse with the lot of you!
I have no urge to protest, or any desire to scream and stamp my feet at the at the recent anti-democratic 3 line whip for a no to the EU referendum. In fact the easiest way I see of getting reform or change in the way that the UK is governed is to fully support who ever is in charge.
I shall soon be lobbying the government, backed of course by pseudo-science for a complete alcohol ban. As well as a 100% increase in council tax for anyone over the age of 40 (I’m 36). As studies have shown that people over 40 use council services a lot more, prove me wrong!. I shall then turn my attention to immigration. Firstly a full British passport to be issued to everyone wanting to come to the UK. No waiting for benefits for new comers, and priority (affirmative action I think it is called) for any new immigrant to jump the queue when it comes to social housing.
Gadget Tax – We all know gadgets (mobile phones, ipods and the like) give you cancer so this tax is to offset the cost to NHS – 50% (+VAT) should do it.
Car / Petrol – To solve obesity (obviously), and the planet, I will encourage HMRC to double all duty on fuel and the proceeds to pay for everyone in the UK to be issued with a bicycle. No new roads are to be built only cycle paths.
Old age tax – Everyone over the age of 75, should be forced to move into sheltered accommodation – this will of course be paid for by stripping all of their assets. This will free up lots of big houses.
Increase inheritance tax to 95% of everything over the cost of a funeral
The best way to bring down this government is not to protest against anything it does, but to actually encourage it, and to help push it further in every way. Don’t complain about VAT at 20% – Demand an increase to 30%. Demand a bigger NHS. Ban alcohol, tobacco, salt, fat, meat, GM crops, petrol, diesel, cars, lorries. They can all be proven to be bad for your health and cost the NHS money.
Only when the government has destroyed the majority of peoples lives will we turn as one against it. They are already doing a good job, they just need a bit more encouragement. I can but dream.
The current government is already in its death throws, all it needs is a bit of encouragement and maybe, just maybe this 5th of November will be one to remember!!!