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Catrol GTX, Bikinis, & Pub Talk - 1 July 2011

The great institute of the Britsh Pub, although destroyed in Britain lives well in rural Bulgaria. My local village pub, does not have a 'gastro' menu, does not have watered down beer that tastes of piss, or draconian opening hours and the smoking ban is at the descetion of the landlord. The toilet is outside. When I say outside, I mean wherever you want to pee outside. Cards are played, and conversation revolves around sport, bikinis, engines, and how crap the policitians are.

Aziz, one omy neighbours has just bought a car. He is 45 and can't drive, but as he has to make regular trips into the city, he has bought himself a car so now all he has to do to get a lift is find someone with a driving licence. In Bulagria you insure the car not the driver (much more sense).

So Aziz, although a donkey expert does have much idea when it comes to cars. Whilst doing his weekly check, turning the engine over and much polishing he noticed the oil warning light remained on. Don't panic!

So he is in the pub asking for advice on how to get the oil light to turn off, without removing the bulb. He is given all manner of advice, and is now more confused than when he knew nothing. So me and Hikmet(barmen) decided to resolve his one remaining issue, should he buy Castrol GTX(10/40) at 20lev a litre, or the cheap as chips engine oil (10/40). Hikemt explained that when it comes to engine oil the packaging is quite similar to women, the bikini clad beauty is definately more expensive, but when the lights are out a hole is hole. As with most pubs a sexual analogy always works best. Aziz is off to buy the cheap as chips oil!


 
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